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You all know I do not like bad language on the Internet whether written or spoken BUT yes there is always a But, the clip below is very funny BE WARNED IT HAS BAD LANGUAGE

Codoms at School

I was recently talking to my Grandson who was telling how his friend got caught stealing condoms he was 14. I was obviously disgusted but what really turned my stomach was when John’s girlfriend said why did he steal them as they get them for nothing at School!

When I made enquires about this I was told it was better then having unwanted pregnancies and yes the schools do give them to children in relationships. What sort of message does that send to our Children presumably when they reach senior school they can have condoms and the Education System is advocating safe sex to all and sundry. Instead they should be advocating chastity, maybe it going to far to say remain a virgin till your married but at least they can say until you are old enough to know what you are doing and in a stable relationship. VD and other sexually transmitted diseases have spiralled out of control over the last 20 years in the UK and at one point we had the most u16 mothers, now we have children having children can you wonder why the morals in the UK are at all time low. We are hear a lot about paedophilia surely encouraging children to have sex as if were the same as drinking lemonade is just a branch of that?

Maybe it is time MP’s looked into this matter but in all probability it is to late and the horse has bolted. My Grandchildren are heading for another Sodom and Gomorrah which lead to the destruction of the UK

Connies Photo's

My Granddaughter Connie enjoys photography here are some of her photo's

Family Fun Poppy wants to be an actress

Gay Kiss by that famous Scottish/American Actor John Barrowman MBE YES MBE

The Commonwealth Games is unique that it gives a lot athletes who would not normally qualify for the Olympics to compete and win medals in a Major Sporting Event. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island is exactly what it says we are a nation of many kingdoms. i.e. England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Isle of Man, Guernsey, Jersey. Each one of these countries sends a team to this friendly event, Yes we know the standard is not the same as the Olympics but what it does it allows more people to compete in a spectacular friendly games with a  common language English. The Commonwealth is a progression from the Old British Empire.

I did not watch the opening ceremony but it seems to have mixed revues but the important part is the Games itself and the athletes. Yet some people cannot resist putting politics into these events on this occasion it was that Disgusting Gay Kiss. Why bring a person sexuality into the Games surely that is up to the individual, does anyone ask when they are selected whether they are Gay or not NO. This is once again a small minority trying to impose on the majority there ideas, remember there are only 1.5% who are Gay Not only was this unnecessary but insulting to all the other Commonwealth Nations.  The Gay Militants along with their showbiz friends said this made them proud to be British WELL it made me feel ashamed that this Games has been used as a vehicle for a few peoples Political Ambitions, already the Games have been Called the “Gay Kiss Games” all those achievements by organisers and athletes will be overridden by John Barrowman who is quoted has said he does not care what people think after his performance, well the people of Scotland will care

Did You Know that John Barrowman has an MBE what For? Because he is a Gay Actor? What idiot gives out these honours or is not what you know or who you know? or do you buy them? With what is coming out of Parliament at the moment, one wonders is for favours rendered?

BARROWMAN'S GAY KISS

John Barrowman, the Scottish-American actor, singer, dancer and presenter, kissed one of the performers during the ceremony. 

In what was seen as a clear message to the 42 countries of the Commonwealth where it is still a crime to be gay, Glasgow-born Barrowman reached out to kiss the man before holding his hand during a sequence to celebrate Gretna Green.

Craig Drummond tweeted: ‘It makes me strangely proud to be Scottish that John Barrowman can kiss a man on live tv.’

Barrowman is openly gay and married.

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Spend a Penny

Just received a couple of emails from a friend I would value your opinion

The British Penny  -  European Union Directive No. 456179

 

In order to bring about further integration with the single European currency, the Euro, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase “Spending a Penny” is not to be used after 31 December 2014.

 

From this date onwards, the correct term will be:

 

“Euronating".

 

It is hoped that this will be a great relief to everyone.

"I am the Tory Party's Worst Nightmare. I am a White, Tax-Paying, God fearing English man. I am a hard working Brit and I work long hours to earn a living.

I believe in God and the freedom of religion, But I don't push it on others.

I believe in British products And buy them whenever I can.

I believe the money I make belongs to me And not to some governmental functionary, To share with others who don't work!

I think owning a home doesn't make you a capitalist; It makes you a smart Brit.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,

And does not entitle you to anything. Get over it. Join in with the majority!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, You should do it in English. I believe there should be no other language option.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God When and where they want to.

My heroes are fellow Brits like Freddy Flintoff And Winston Churchill And I  know I've missed a few thousand!!!!!

I don't hate the rich. What I hate is the way they always manage to avoid paying proper taxes. I don't pity the poor, I just hate the way they are always moaning that they are hard done by!!

I know wrestling is fake And I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, Go back to where you came from And change your own country!

This is ENGLAND.....

We like it the way it is and even more so the way it was So stop trying to change it to look like some other socialist country!


If you were born or legally migrated here And don't like it... You are free to move To any Socialist country that will have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, Starting with the House of Commons, The seat of our biggest problems.

I want to know where the "Do Gooders" get their money from, And why are they always part of the problem and not the solution? Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, Regardless of what race, colour or creed you are. And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driving licence. I think it's good....

I dislike those people trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. Get a job and support yourself and your family!

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

I believe the Union Jack flag should be allowed to be flown Anywhere in the United Kingdom !

If this makes me a BAD Brit, Then yes, I'm a BAD Brit. If you are a BAD Brit too, Please forward this to everyone you know....

We want our country back! My Country.....

I hope this offends all illegal aliens.

My great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Boer War. My grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in World Wars 1&2. I watched as my friends died in Sierra Leone Bosnia, & Desert Storm. Our sons and daughters watched & bled as their friends Died in Afghanistan and Iraq . None of them died for the Afghanistan and Iraq Flag.                Every Briton died for the British flag.

At one high school, Foreign students raised a Middle East flag on a school flag pole. British students took it down. Guess who was expelled. The students who took it down .

West London high school students were sent home, Because they wore T-shirts with the Union Jack flag printed on them.

What is going on?? What idiots do we have in authority?? Enough is enough.

This message needs to be viewed by every Brit; And every Briton needs to stand up for Britain . We've bent over to appease the Brit-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand.

I'm standing up because of the millions Who died fighting in wars for this country,

And for the British flag.

And shame on anyone who tries to Make this a racist message. IT IS NOT ! Britons, stop giving away Your RIGHTS !

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY !

This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration !

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, Welcome to come legally:

1. Get a sponsor !
2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past!
3. Live by OUR rules ! Dress as we Britons Do
4. Get a job !
5. Pay YOUR Taxes !
6. No Social Security until you have earned it and paid for it !
7. Find a place to lay your head !

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !

We've gone so far the other way. bent over backwards not to offend anyone.

WAKE UP BRITAIN ! ! !

If you do not Pass this on, may your fingers cramp !

Made in BRITAIN & DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!"

AMEN" 

Take time to read this

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So you Believe in GOD ?
...
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But GOD didn't.
How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
( Student is silent )
Professor : You can't answer, can you ?
Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right.
Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ?
And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?
(Student does not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?
( Student has no answer )
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
( The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events )
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat,
White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat...
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat,
but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
( There is Pin - Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something¡K
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called
Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death,
a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite,
something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen,
much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved
from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
( The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going )
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
( The Class is in Uproar )
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
( The Class breaks out into Laughter )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable,
Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
(The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . .
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.
NB:
I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so . . .
You'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you?
Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH.
It turned out later that the student is Albert Einstei

Gay Lobbyist

I have made my disdain about same sex marriage/Gay marriage, I will never accept it no matter what the Government says and will always think of it as a perversion of  true marriage which between a man and a women. I was recently sent some photographs and an article on Lesbians and Gay marriage by a Gay Lobbyist group, maybe be they thought they could convert me? Sorry the thought of kissing and fondling a man is not in my remit, I like being normal. It seems my Blogs have reached the parts other blogs cannot reach but what I can not understand is why these Lesbians want to dress up as a man and women? I am completely ignorant to the Lesbian lifestyle is that one of them want to be a man and why do many  of them look so masculine? I am told this is the butch look and defines them from every day females and is a statement of identity. Homosexuals in a relationship still dress as men, one would would have thought the point of being a Lesbian is that you want to be with another women presumably with one that looks like a women. Yet I am pleased they are reading my blogs and hope they continue to do so

Come Dine and Peter Hitchins

I have become a fan of Come Dine With Me I find it extremely funny and can not believe how spiteful these people can be. The easy way to win this competition is to always mark down extremely low your opponents. Now if I entered the competition I would get a few friends round and have a rehearsal so I got everything right on the day. Yet why would anyone invite strangers around to your house for a meal and to snoop at your belongs?

They have now extended the concept to Couple Come Dine With Me and as per usual with TV they have to have a pair of Gays involved in nearly every episode. TV like the media and Politicians are convinced that 25% of the population are Gay when the truth is they are just 1.5%. Yet on this occasion they do add a bit of fun to the proceeding, as all the programmes I have seen the Gay Couples are really camp and mince about in what they do and say. It is like the Gay comedians who are really effeminate you just can’t help laughing; these Gay couples have certainly found their neesh. One of the best part was when they were asked at the dinner table what annoyed them about each other, one said my Husband leaves marks in his pants the other retorted You’re the Husband not me “OOH Scratch yours eyes out”

Love Peter Hitchens description of Stephen Fry totally agree also his analysis  of the Ukraine Disaster

"I can't stand Stephen Fry – smug, vain, tedious Leftist that he is"

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PETER HITCHENS: Mourn the victims... but don't turn one tragedy into a global catastrophe 

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