Light relief

Civilization in 2015 - this is priceless WELCOME to 2015:

Our Phones – Wireless
Cooking – Fireless
Cars – Keyless
Food – Fatless
Tires –Tubeless
Dress – Sleeveless
Youth – Jobless
Leaders – Shameless
Relationships – Meaningless
Attitudes – Careless
Babies – Fatherless
Feelings – Heartless
Education – Valueless
Children – Mannerless
Our Country – Godless
We are SPEECHLESS

Our Government is CLUELESS

And our Politicians are WORTHLESS!

I'm scared – WITLESS!

SNOTTY  RECEPTIONIST

An  older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist whoshared  offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with  patients.   As  he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a  large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his  name.

In a  very loud voice, the receptionist said,"YES,  I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU  WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All  the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the  very embarrassed man. He  recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,





'NO,  I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,BUT  I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'





The  room erupted in applause.

DON'T  MESS WITH OLD FOLKS !