Saturday, January 18, 2014

A few ditties

Couple of Emails sent to me which you may enjoy





SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW. 
 
'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!'
 
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in 
CAMPBELTOWN, SCOTLAND.


 
You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.
 
However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.
 
After all, it is ONLY A SIGN.
You may say 'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?'
Answer:
A FUNERAL PARLOUR.
(WHO SAID SCOTTISH UNDERTAKERS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?)
 
YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!!
 
= God Bless Scotland=


If Scotland gains its independence after the forthcoming referendum,
the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the
Former United Kingdom (F.U.K.).

In a bid to discourage Scots from voting 'Yes' in the referendum, Lib.Dems have now begun a campaign with the slogan: "Please Vote No For FUK's Sake!"

They feel that the voters will be able to relate to this.............



Well its 9th Jan and I must admit I haven’t seen a Bulgarian yet, but in all fairness I’ve only been in Bulgaria for 4 days

I had this forwarded to me how true should also said  reading



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