Let me
start Todays Blog with something light hearted the Hotel Brochure was sent to
me by email have a read
Beijing
Hotel Brochure:
To all
you "Happy Travellers" here is something to make you chuckle!
Brilliant Beijing Hotel Brochure - Translated as only they can.
A friend went to Beijing
recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
She is keeping it and
reading it whenever she feels depressed.
Obviously, it has been
translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English
Or a computer translation was used. Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests. The Hotel: This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self. The Restaurant: Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you. Your Room: Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts. Bed Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers. Above All: When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it. |
I know most
people think that the Scots will not vote for Independence but I am not so sure.
The section below is just part of Hitchens article, the reason I pulled this
out because I wrote about this 30 years ago and was told it was a hoax. If I
remember right Norman Tebbitt walked into a room in the EU Parliament and saw
the map on the wall of the owner of Heineken. If it had happened today he would
have got his phone out and photographed it. The United Kingdom would no longer
exist as England, Scotland etc. it would be broken up into regions I remember
one of them was called Mercia and I think Kent was kept as name but included
Sussex, Surrey and Hampshire. So it seems I have led the way on this article. I
still feel we will not get a referendum and believe those people who against a
referendum are traitors to this country
PETER HITCHENS: We ask the Scots to be 'loyal' - but
we're the ones betraying Britain
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560410/PETER-HITCHENS-We-ask-Scots-loyal-ones-betraying-Britain.html#ixzz2tTgDkLhn
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Mr Cameron’s
allegiance to the European Union (which is total and unshakeable)
automatically makes him the enemy of the Union of England and Scotland.
Let me
explain. The EU’s purpose is to abolish the remaining great nation states,
carving them up into ‘regions’ that will increasingly deal direct with the EU’s
central government in Brussels.
Paris, London,
Berlin, Madrid and Rome are allowed to retain the outward signs of power. But
it is a gesture. All the real decisions are already taken elsewhere, from
foreign policy and trade to the collection of rubbish and the
management of rivers. Under this plan, England itself will cease to
exist. The European Parliament gave the game away a few years ago by publishing
a map of the EU in which all the regional boundaries were shown, but the word
‘England’ was not mentioned.
For
all those who say I bang on about Gays well here is more prof of the
extraordinary amount of power a very small minority have over the rest of us
and it has nothing to do with their abnormal sexual preference. It is about
gaining political power and influence by a very small minority and this how
dictatorships start, he must be mad saying that but it is true. Lord Chris
Smith UK first openly Gay MP is in charge of this agency and he authorised
this, if he donated this amount to the Roman Catholic Church 20% of the
population or the Sikh Community 1.6% of the population there would be uproar.
Yet 1.5% of the population get benefits the rest of us do not. My point is if
you forget the sexual element of the Gay Community would you allow such a small
percentage of the population to have so much power.
CHRIS
SMITH SHOULD RESIGN
Why did floods agency spend hundreds on 'equali-tea'
gay awareness mugs... and £30,000 on gay pride marches? As Britain counts cost
of shoddy defences, we reveal bizarre spending by quango bosses
- Investigation shows the
Environment Agency, headed by Lord Chris Smith - Britain's first openly
gay Cabinet Minister - spent £639 on gay rights mugs
- EA also spent £30,000 sponsoring
Birmingham's Gay Pride festival in 2009
- Comes as EA faces growing criticism
of its handling of the flooding crisis
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560300/Why-did-floods-agency-spend-hundreds-equali-tea-gay-awareness-mugs-30-000-gay-pride-marches-As-Britain-counts-cost-shoddy-defences-reveal-bizarre-spending-quango-bosses.html#ixzz2tThq4McD
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Climate change is an issue of national security, warns Ed
Miliband
Labour leader says UK is 'sleepwalking
to a crisis over climate' as storms bring more major disruption and flooding
The idea that little tiny GB can do anything about Climate
Change is ridiculous. There is Climate Change but most sensible people realise
it is a natural phenomenon admittedly not helped by some of things we humans
do. Yet if you look at things logically as soon as man started to farm and had
fire to cook and heat himself they were altering nature and the ecology of the
World. More importantly those who are supposedly the worst offenders of pollution
are the USA, China and India. Milliband is just making politics yet again see
article below
Climate expert: No, global
warming did NOT cause the storms, by David Rose
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560300/Why-did-floods-agency-spend-hundreds-equali-tea-gay-awareness-mugs-30-000-gay-pride-marches-As-Britain-counts-cost-shoddy-defences-reveal-bizarre-spending-quango-bosses.html#ixzz2tTiGiCQS
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