Barack Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.
The both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Barack goes first "What will the USA be like in 100 years time"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existant, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy.
There are no worries"
Gordon Brown thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks
"What will Britain be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
But he just stares at it.
"Come on Gordon" says Barack, "Share what it says"
"I can't! Its all in Arabic!"