Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Come back Churchill

Labour back to Union Power

So Ed Miliband is the new Labour Party so back to the days when the Unions rule the Labour Party, one good thing is it will keep Labour out of power for a decade at least.

The joke about the Labour conference they are telling this pretty insipid Coalition Government how to save the economy yet they are responsible for the mess we are in as for the Unions they are flexing their muscles ruining everyone holiday plans so their members can keep their freebies and threatening massive disruption if the government make any cuts. Yet where were they when British companies and their share holders were sacking British Workman and replacing them with cheap foreign labour? No where they could not be seen being non PC and being anti foreigner it was better for them to see British Subjects suffer.

The Unions could have done a lot of good stopping the evil side of Capitalism, here in Kent we have most farmers refusing to employ British Subjects and we have factories in Sittingbourne who are doing the same, they have the regular excuses we only deal with agency workers, British do not want the jobs they are to lazy, British want to much money and only want to work a 40 hour week yet the truth is they make a bigger profit with foreigner workers this is called greed, These companies to not even consider their fellow British Subjects, they are there to be trodden on and if need be left to live in squalor and hunger. Having your own business is not just about profit but is by helping yourself you help your fellow countryman.

Now we have an open door to benefit tourists: EU warns Britain it can't stop thousands more migrants claiming welfare handouts, if the Tories had honoured their pledges and got rid of this terrible Human Rights Act we would not be in this mess and this Coalition Government tell us they will prevent it happening, Pigs might Fly when will the British People stand up against this European Union Dictatorship we are honouring the people of the Battle of Britain for saving us from a European Dictator 70 years later we have one and have been invaded by people who are not wanted.

WHEN OH WHEN will another WINSTON CHURCHILL appear and get rid of these EU quislings

Martin Clarke Sittingbourne

Down with Wind Farms

I had to remove the article on Moslem's in Paris for the safety of my family you can find what you want on YouTube type in Muslims in Paris

Revealed: Wind farm power twice as costly as gas or coal
Read more:

Get rid of these ugly inefficient monstrosities

Monday, September 27, 2010

Positive discrimination

Positive discrimination in the work place is not only a disgrace and unfair but totally undemocratic

This has been my opinion for years I believe that people should be judged on their ability not on there sexual persuasion, sex or ethnic origin. Those who support this scheme continually suggest that these are very large minorities in the work place this may be the case with Women and maybe ethnic minorities but this definitely not the case with Homosexuals and I quote 23 Sep 2010 ... Figures from Office of National Statistics tell us that 1.5% of Britons say they are gay or bisexual much lower than the most commonly used estimate of 5% to 7%. No one in their right can call that a large minority so why are White Heterosexual Men treated so badly? What is wrong with being chosen on your ability?

Positive discrimination has the opposite effect, some one who is Homosexual, female or of an ethnic background gets a job you automatically think they got their because of what they are rather then what they a capable off, which could be totally untrue. Modern firms and government agencies want the best, so make it illegal for a Job application to ask your sexual persuasion, your country of origin (are you a British Subject will suffice) or your religion

Martin Clarke

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Battle of Britain Bredgar Boy

Did any of you watch the programme on BBC about the Battle of Britain featuring the Mcgregor brothers well what you may not have known was the Wing Commander teaching him to fly Cliff Spinks lived in Bredgar  and I believe went to Borden Grammar School, I did not know him but I worked with his father when I was 15 his dad Ron spoke about him often and if he were alive he would be a very proud man. The reason I write this is to make people realise that TV is not just for Celebrities, Footballers and people with little or know brains from Big Brother but every now and again real people appear who have done something practical in their lives and this case served his country all his adult life and his father was a Tractor Driver, Cliff shows if you want something bad enough you can get it

This man twists the truth

Dear Editor

In Last weeks EGG Barry Pearson in a piece entitled “Get a Grip on the real Issues” totally misrepresented what I said in an article in your paper I never said I thought we should get rid of ½ of the Police, I am not going to repeat my letter just to say that he can read it again on my Blog The ‘Stop the Rot’ report published by Her Majesty’s Inspectorate of Constabulary showed that last year, 3.5million incidents of anti-social behaviour were reported, this proved what I was saying that the Police are mismanaging their resources, can I also point out that for over 15 years I have been complaining through your letters page about cyclists on Foot Paths and the danger they impose, in your paper last week their was a report of an incident that proved my point , this was where a man and women on cycles kicked a girl because she was in his way on a pavement apart from being a Thug it shows cyclists on pavement are a danger, menace and rude but thankfully after a 15 year wait the Police will applying the law of the land by fining them if they are on the pavement, maybe the next thing is to check road worthiness of cycles and whether they have lights.

To finalise Barry Pearson should get to grips himself this country has massive debts mainly brought on by his Labour Government and we all must pay for the their mistakes and the European Union is an issue we pour Billions of pounds into this inefficient bureaucracy and very little back in return by withdrawing form the EU we could invest that money in correcting our own debt

Martin Clarke East Street Sittingbourne

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

No plans to Scrap NHS Direct Helpline

Sittingbourne and Sheppey MP, Gordon Henderson has received a number of calls from constituents worried by rumours that the Government plans to scrap the NHS Direct Helpine.

The speculation began when the Secretary of State of Health, Andrew Lansley, announced an introduction of a new telephone service for patients to access non-emergency NHS healthcare, using a three-digit number – 111.

Shadow ministers immediately seized on Lansley’s statement as proof that the NHS Direct Helpline was to be abolished, but this has been strongly denied by the Government.

Mr Henderson said,

“I would like to reassure local people there are no plans for the NHS Direct as an organisation to be closed down, however, it is the Government’s intention to eventually replace the current NHS Direct telephone number (0845 46 47), which is costly to patients dialling the number from landlines and mobiles phones, with the new 111 number.

“When detailed plans are made to roll out the service nationally, we expect NHS Direct and its staff to play a key role in taking the new service forward.”

Saturday, September 18, 2010

The Pope, Peter Tatchell and Me

Popes Visit

As someone who was brought up as a Roman Catholic I obviously have in interest in the Popes Visit not particularly where he goes but what is says and what other people say about him. I have to admit I stopped going to Mass when I was about 19 years of age, not through any revolt against the Church I just preferred to go to the Cinema with my mates and my girlfriend now my wife. So eventually got out of the habit of being a Church goer plus back in the 1960’s the Mass was still in Latin, yet I never really lost the faith, that became apparent to me when my Mum was dying some 6 years when I was panicking because no one had called her priest to give her the last rites. Both my parents were Catholic my mother was religious, my father went along with my mother when she insisted my brother and myself went to Mass plus all the Holy Days of Obligation, he detested the church. His father a 6ft 2ins 18 stone Irishman would insist on him and his sisters attending Mass twice every Sunday and would take the belt to them if they were late, funny enough he never spoke of this it was Aunts and other people who told me. What he did tell me was that his school life was horrific being beaten by Nuns and the Teacher, I heard many a story from my Aunts how when one particularly vicious Women Teacher was beating my father his two sisters jumped on her back to stop her, so when my mother suggested sending us to a RC School my father put his foot down and said NO. Thank God things have changed since then.

The Popes visit was marred by the Sexually abuse scandals by Priests, a terrible thing for the those who had been abused, I remember talking to my mother about how can a Priest be a member of the IRA and why doesn’t the Church throw them out she would always reply “They are wicked Human Beings not the Church” very true but what also was wicked was the Churches idea over covering up these hideous crimes and letting the guilty go unpunished. This happened on a local level I mentioned my father beatings at school by a Miss Lodge the local Catholics new about this but nothing was done, when I was about 14 a priest came to our door and asked my father for a donation to Miss Lodge who had just died my father replied “ I would not give the dirt of my shoes for that evil vicious cow” then slammed the door in the priest face. This caused uproar with my mother who shouted “Cannot do that to a priest” he replied “ I can and I have and tell them lot not to come round here again” Yet he still wanted a Catholic funeral, so even he knew the difference between Man and Church.

My point is that cover up were not unusual in the Church nor come to that any institution but what I find really nauseating is that so called celebrities, left wing activist are using the abuse of those people as a stick to beat the Catholic religion and promote their own agenda people like Peter Tatchell the leader of the Pink mafia, Stephen Friar the Homosexual Actor who is promoting his book and Sally Berkow wife of the speaker who believes being Bisexual is normal and a group who should have special rights, I feel they are as disgusting as the paedophiles priest because they are revelling and benefiting form peoples misery.

The Pope had many good things to say especially about preserving Christian Festivals, he went on condemn our obsession with being hedonistic and let’s look at his attitude on Sex, he preaches sex should be within marriage an old fashioned idea and I expect all you youngsters and older ones who can not maintain a relationship laughing their heads off. Yet if you only have one partner for life and remain loyal there is little or no chance of catching a Sexual disease, Children would in most cases be brought into this world because they are wanted (This is not always the case suggesting a good argument for contraception in marriage) not born as a by product of some passing sexual encounter, Homosexual can not marry so a lot of Homosexual diseases would decrease, society as whole would benefit because there would be less single parents needing state handouts etc.

Yet our left wing friends, our atheist friends and our secular friends do not want this they believe the new religion should be Hedonism (Pleasure seeking, high living, intemperance, self indulgence, profligacy, self satisfaction, self gratification, self denial all word s meaning Hedonism) and since the 1960’s this has been their agenda a small group of fanatics who now have become the heads of our Government, Schools, Town halls etc and what have they succeeded in doing:

1) Sex has become a pastime like going out for beer something you enjoy doing when ever you like and with who ever you like.

2) Drugs are part of the norm with this group

3) Sexual disease is just an occupational hazard

4) There is no such things as a perverted sexual act every taste must be gloried and each of these must be classified and given separate opportunities like positive discrimination in jobs.

This has now given us Sexual Disease at its highest ever recorded levels which has to be paid for by us taxpayers not only the treatment but the research as well, imagine how much money could be saved and redirected to illness which is not self inflicted. The youngest teenage pregnancies record in the free world and this in spite of massive publicity of contraception, which is now being offered to girls as young as 12 without parental consent. This is costing the taxpayer millions in maintaining what used be called Bastards (children born out of wedlock) it is also costing the environment because no longer do we have one house for a child in most cases two houses are required one for the mother and one for the father. Catholic adoption agencies being force to close because they will not entertain the Social Experiment of Homosexuals adopting children. All surveys have found that the best environment to bring up a child is in a Married family this is followed by a Man and women in a long time relationships. Are estates are filled with one parent families with feral kids who real family becomes the gang they are in. This may not be the case all the time some single parents do a good job in bringing up their children but they are a very small minority. All this started because a group of academics and celebrities wanted the justification to have sex with anything that walked or slithered across the ground male, female or animal.

So there you have it the old religions which have their faults or the new religion of Hedonism. I know which one I will stick with.

Martin Clarke

Friday, September 17, 2010

Tatchell tells a queer story

I read an article today where the Pope is to perform a ceremony of beatification  on  Cardinal Newman and that odious Gay Mafia Leader Peter Tatchell  had to get his say, in that Cardinal Newman was Homosexual where is his proof he is trying to convince people that every famous man through history was queer. Him along with the Labour government were responsible for banning Catholics from running adoption agencies because they did not agree with Homosexuals adopting children, the majority of people in the UK feel the same, vulnerable children should not be put in to the care with those who are in an unnatural relationship.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Gypsy v Traveller

In this weeks local paper MP Gordon Henderson complained that so called travellers should not have preferential treatment with planning regulations and he is totally right yet my main problem is with the word traveller? Surely the word means to travel so why do they want a permanent base? The last Labour government made the ridiculous assumption that a Traveller was a Gypsy and should be treated as an ethnic minority, one could argue that a true Romany Gypsy is ethnically different to the rest of English population as they can trace their linage back hundreds of years but these so called Travellers need none of that all they need is a caravan and no permanent abode to claim special treatment.

My son’s God Father is a proper Romany Gypsy plus an ex international Judo Player he no longer takes to the road he lives in a very nice house in Bexley his daughter is a lawyer and his son is a Doctor putting paid to the myth that all Gypsies are thick but his parents were of old stock. They would travel around Kent in their caravan during fruit picking and harvest time taking on work and then return to their permanent home in Bexley for the winter. That has all stopped because all our Farmers in Kent will no longer employ them or local women to do these jobs; they now have thousands of Easter Europeans workers so much for loyalty to the indigenous population.

Can I make a suggestion if these so called travellers want to build a mobile home park let them go through the relevant planning and then give up their rights to classified as a special group, the rest well as someone who own caravan let them do what I do. When I use my caravan I travels to various campsite etc where I pitch my caravan most site have adequate washing and toilet facilities and after a period move on to another site. I expect some entrepreneur could build a lot of extra caravan sites in the UK for them to travel to, as with most sites a maximum stay of 3 weeks would only be allowed the owner would take a fee part of which would go to the local council to help pay Council Tax. These travellers would not get any benefits unless they had paid NI and Income tax, what they would get would be food vouchers and sufficient fuel to get them from site to site, any collection of scrap would be registered with the owner of the camp who would inform the local authorities to see if they had the correct license and there earning could be taxed in fact you could go one step further every one selling scrap to a scrap yard would have to prove they are paying tax otherwise 25% could be deducted at source and paid direct to the revenue. A school hut could be on sight with a resident teacher and a local Doctor could be brought in to visit the site once a week this could all be included in the pitch hire.

Once a network of these sites were built there would be no need for illegal pitching someone illegally parked would have 2 days to move on otherwise they would have their caravan confiscated These so called Travellers are no more then hedge bumpers and give real Gypsies a bad name .

Martin Clarke Sittingbourne

Sunday, September 12, 2010

A Policeman replies

A Policeman sent me the following a response to my article

I totally agree with you. I paid 11% of my wages for 34 years of my service towards my pension. My police pension does not provide me with sufficient money to retire completely, I have to work, so why not do what I have been trained to do and at a much lower wage than a police officer. I can't see a problem I actually save the police £10,000 a year.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Police Pension

I recently wrote a letter about the Police in that article I suggested that it would not be a good idea to let the Chief Constables be responsible for their own cost cutting as the first one to be cut would be the ordinary PC, if the papers are to be believed that is exactly what is happening I Told you so.

What annoyed me was the Sun condemning retiring Police Officers calling them greedy because they had a good pension and then went back to the Police Force oops sorry Police Service as Civilian workers. Well the Sun want to check their facts because the Police Pension is paid for by the individual Policeman he has a considerable amount taken out of his pay packet, a Copper on the beat etc reach his peak at 50 and when he entered the Police Force he signed up knowing that he could retire at 50. It makes good business sense to take ex policeman on in a civilian role they know the job and do not need top be retrained.

Martin Clarke Sittingbourne

Friday, September 10, 2010

Pensioner v Illegal Immigrants

Are you aware of the following?

The British government provides the following financial assistance: -

Weekly allowance               £100                                                            £250
Weekly Spouse
Allowance                           £25                                                              £225

Additional weekly
hardship allowance             £0;00                                                            £100

TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT for Pensioners £6,000   for Illegal Immigrants£29,900

If I were a refugee, why would I look for work? It is us that have paid taxes and contributed to the growth of this country for the last 40 to 60 years. We haven't just arrived

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

A letter from Curt


Always a pleasure to read your emails. I just read the blog on how the English have copied how the American's take advantage of the older generation. Could never understand how they help those who don't work and save, but take away from those that do. Where is the incentive to achieve. That would be like letting a slacker be given a black belt in judo and taking away a black belt from a senior who happens to have a bad tournament. Government never makes sense. Politicians gain power by giving away programs and benefits to those who don't want to work and earn it. They are kept in power as long as they are allowed to give away benefits. They take from the hard workers to have the benefits. The hard workers are busy working and don't realize what is being given away. The politician stays in office by giving more and more away... Until there is no more for those who are willing to work for it.. Then they have nothing. Government will eventually fail. Great writing. Yes, they do steal houses, plus..

State steal houses

Our Local MP is campaigning for Free Rail Travel for pensioners I am not to sure all pensioners should get this and believe it should be based on need but the one thing I am pleased about is that Gordon is highlighting the plight of pensioners.

Recently a friend of mines Aunt died in her nineties a good innings Yes for her and the state. Why the state well let me explain:

My friend and his sister were heirs to his aunts estate, I say estate it was some savings and a small house, because she had this when she was put into care they had sell her house and all her goods to pay for her upkeep in the Care home, yet this women had paid her taxes and her National Insurance all her life a National Insurance scheme that was meant to protect her all her life. If my friend Aunt had not saved and not had the audacity to own her own house she would have been looked after at the expense of the National Insurance Scheme, you will notice I did not use the word Taxpayer because the two should be different. National Insurance is paid separately from your tax and is an Insurance Scheme which is run by the government rather then a private company, so when you join the scheme you are offered a scheduled policy which if this is were a private company they have to abide by so why is the Government allowed to change the boundaries?

I say she would have got the service free but I am told that once the money runs out your siblings/relatives have to contribute to the care that could mean Grandchildren. There were ways round this I.e., you good gift a property and as long as you live 7 years there would no comeback

Now these are not Multi Millionaires they are just people her own their house and maybe have a small business who have paid Tax and NI all their lives why should they have to pay again when the lazy, frivolous and feckless pay nothing yet again.

So the Government gain because they do not have to pay out and the owner of the Care homes gain because they get a mass of money, yet this latest government tells us we should save more and be more independent WHAT FOR?

Martin Clarke Sittingbourne

Monday, September 06, 2010

Can this be true

Can this be true as a Christian I have been careful not to knock other religions because mopst of worship the same God but in different ways but also because the Christians have some nutty groups about but what this email sent to me says doe worry me

Islam: A criminally flawed religion: unbelievable and horrible !!11

Mass Muslim Marriage in Gaza

Poor kids - what a terrible fate to be born as a girl in a Muslim country
Muhammed married a six year old bride. But he was kind enough to wait until she was nine years old to consumate the "marriage". But Islam has evolved in 1500 years. In Hamasland, in 2009, the brides are almost seven.

Mass Muslim Marriage in Gaza
450 Grooms Wed GIRLS Under Ten In Gaza

By Paul L. Williams, Ph.D.

A gala event has occurred in Gaza.
Hamas sponsored a mass wedding for four hundred and fifty couples.
most of the grooms were in their mid to late twenties; most of brides were under ten.

Muslim dignitaries including Mahmud Zahar, a leader of Hamas, were on hand to congratulate the couples who took part in the carefully staged celebration.
We are saying to the world and to America that you cannot deny us joy and happiness, Zahar told the grooms, all of whom were dressed in identical black suits and hailed from the nearby Jabalia refugee camp.
Each groom received a gift of 500 dollars from Hamas.
The pre-pubescent girls, dressed in white gowns and adorned with garish make-up, received bridal bouquets.

We are presenting this wedding as a gift to our people who stood firm in the face of the siege and the war, Local Hamas strongman Ibrahim Salaf said in a speech.
The wedding photos tell the rest of the sordid tale.
The International Center for Research on Women now estimates that there are 51 million child brides now living on planet earth and almost all in Muslim countries.
Twenty-nine percent of these child brides are regularly beaten and molested by their husbands in Egypt ; twenty six percent receive similar abuse in Jordan .
Every year, three million Muslim girls are subjected to genital mutilation, according to UNICEF. This practice has not been outlawed in many parts of America .

Saturday, September 04, 2010

British Justice a Joke

My wife recently had to go to court over a bump at the traffic light in her car. She had a bump with another care which according to her there was no damage. The other driver blamed her for the bump and tried to claim nearly a £1000, my wife could have taken the easy route and agreed she was in the wrong but she felt that the other driving was abusing the system.

The court was heard round a table with a female Judge my wife’s claim was that the other driver rolled back while stopped at the Traffic lights the other driver claimed the opposite say she had an automatic and could not run back.

The case was read out and before both parties could say their piece the Judge commented that she had an automatic and it could not run back I said yes it can if it is in neutral, which I was chastised by the Judge for speaking as I was just a spectator.

You can guess the outcome my wife lost her case but my question was the Judge Neutral? Her opening statement told us that she had a preconceived notion of what had happen, more importantly the notion was not based on fact.

The case was basically won because the women said she was in drive and could not run backwards, this is true if she was in drive but that was her word only, the Judge never ever considered the following

1) The driver was lying

2) Is it safe to stop at the traffic lights while in drive

3) Is normal practice to be stationary and leave it drive? I would consider this dangerous

4) As the lights changed could she not have stalled the car? To restart you have to apply the handbrake, select neutral and start the ignition

5) Maybe if this happened the driver could have forgot to apply the handbrake and rolled back

6) Lastly the defence stated that an automatic can not roll freely if that is the case why have a handbrake?

It did not cost my wife anything only time and worry but we both agreed it was an experience we would not have missed. It has confirmed our belief that the concept of Justice in the word British Justice is a contradiction and something we have question over the Labour years and now we have to faith in at all.

Would we repeat the exercise NO in future In future we will be the three monkey’s See nothing, hear nothing and say nothing, well nearly all three the last one will be impossible for me, after seeing British Justice in action you can understand why the public do not want to get involved. If all Judges are as arrogant and self opinionated as the one Justice has no chance

Vodka really is good for you

Vodka Cures All

Who Knew???

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes, and then wash clean.

The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.

The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And silly me!

I used to drink the stuff

Friday, September 03, 2010

A Few Email Jokes

The 10 Marriage Commandments

Commandment 1

Marriages are made in heaven.

But then again, so is thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least a 100 grand!

Commandment 4

Married life is very frustrating.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Commandment 5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:

Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;

The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said .

After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.

But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9

Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.

That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.

Commandment 10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.


A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, 'It really works!'

The Italian Maria had just got married, but being an unusual Italian

She was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's

House, she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her; 'Don't

Worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.

Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'

So, up she went. When she got

Upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran

Downstairs to her mother and said, 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy


'Don't worry, Maria,' said the mother, 'all good men have

Hairy chests.. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'

So, up

She went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants

Exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.

'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy


'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good

Man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.'

So, up she

Went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left

Foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.

'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!'

Her Mama said,

'Stay here and stir the pasta.'

My friend has just been sacked from a new job in the

Wines and Spirits section at Tesco

A Muslim man came in

and asked if he could recommend a good port.

He said

“Try Dover .

Now F*** off”

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

A Canadian with Guts

I apologise for the bad language but on this occasion I think the message is more important

A C a n a d I a n With Guts !!!

This was written by a C a n a d I a n , but oh how it also applies to the U . S. A , U . K . And Australia.

Here is a person who should run for Prime Minister!

Written by a person in New Brunswick , to a local newspaper. This is one ticked off person.

'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we?

Was it or was it not started by Insane Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 and have continually threatened to do so since?

Were people from all over the world, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from the nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?

Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?

And I'm supposed to give a shit that a few Taliban were claiming to be tortured by a justice system of the nation they come from and are fighting against in a brutal insurgency.

I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

I'll give a shit about the Koran when the nuts in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere belief of which is a crime punishable by beheading in Afghanistan .

I'll give a shit when these nuts tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.

I'll give a shit when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Afghanistan come out and fight like men instead of rats disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.

I'll give a shit when the insane zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana give a shit about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.

I'll give a shit when the C a n a d I a n media stops pretending that their freedom of speech on stories is more important than the lives of the soldiers on the ground or their families waiting at home to hear about them when something happens.

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a C A N A D I A N soldier roughing up an Insurgent terrorist to obtain information, know this:

I don't give a shit.

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank:

I don't give a shit.

When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed 'special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts:

I don't give a shit.

And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled 'Koran' and other times 'Quran.' Well, to all you nuts, you guessed it,

I don't give a shit!!!

If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this insane behaviour!

If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities committed by the insane Muslims happen here in our great Country!

And may I add:

'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Soldiers don't have that problem.'

I have another quote that I would like to add, AND.......I hope you forward all this.

One last thought for the day:

Only five defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

1. Jesus Christ

2. The Canadian Soldier.

3. The British Soldier.

4. The US Soldier, and

5. The Australian Soldier