Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Herne Bay Baptist

I visited Herne Bay on Sunday and had a Coffee on the Bandstand and while there a group from the local Baptist Church started singing songs it was brilliant. I wonder why when you mention you are a Christian people look at you and say behind your back “Watch out the God Squad” is if you are sort of nutcase and then ridiculed. We are continually reminded about the feelings of Muslims, gays, secularist etc. yet the biggest single group in this country are Christians maybe it is time to listen to them

The Labour Party and their Left Wing Cousins the SNP are the Party of the Benefit Scroungers, they should change their name to the Benefit Party because Labour means work. The reliant on Benefit came about under the Tony Blair’s Labour Government; the same Government who left the Note in the treasurer stating the Country had no money. Labour introduced the ridiculous working tax credits which kept wages low and made Businesses richer because of cheap Labour, they increased Housing Benefit which pushed up rents and now they are complaining because the Conservatives are trying to put their mess right. At least the SNP will eventually take Scotland out of the UK saving us English Taxpayer Billions.

There is a lot of talk about integrating Muslims into the rest of the Community a very honourable idea but as soon as you see a women in a Burka or Head scarf or a man dressed in clothes from the 15th Century Arabia you are automatically apprehensive.


OBAMA BANNED THIS VIDEO - GEE, I WONDER WHY!.flv

Team Combat Promotion at Paris Grand Prix de SAMBO, 29-31st May 2015










Veselin Ivanov

Some of you may know this great Combat Sambo Player from Bulgaria he has competed in the British Open .  He wanted to take part in the Parish Grand Prix de Sambo Tournament but as he was not a British Subject he could not compete for GB. So I approached the French organisation to see if he could compete under the British CombatSombo Association, which they agreed to in a spectacular way.

If anyone would like to hire Vaselin as a Coach you can contact him through his manager Georgi Anadolov
07713 113763




Martin Clarke
Founder CombatSombo

Monday, July 20, 2015

SMAC Removed from Facebook

SURPRISE SURPRISE 

NOW MY SWALE MARTIAL ARTS CLUB HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM FACEBOOK

IT SEEMS I MUST HAVE UPSET SOMEONE

ONCE AGAIN NO REASON GIVEN

Sack James McClean

Bromwich Albion's pre-season tour
  • James McClean joined West Brom from Wigan during the summer 
  • The 26-year-old agreed a three-year deal with the Premier League side
  • McClean turned his back on the British national anthem during West Brom's pre-season friendly against Charleston Battery
  • He previously refused to wear a poppy on his kit while playing for Sunderland and Wigan
  • The Republic of Ireland midfielder has been warned by Tony Pulis 


This man is a disgrace and should be sacked.


I have taken many competitors to International Judo, Sambo and Jiu Jitsu events and when ever a Countries National Anthem was played you would stand in silence or if you knew the words to the Anthem you would sing them. This was just a matter of good manners and respect. With regard to the wearing of a Poppy. I think this moron McClean should be reminded that in both World Wars men and women from the Republic of Ireland died. The Poppy not only represents those who gave their lives it but it also represents the battle to keep this country and the Republic of Ireland a free and democratic country.  

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Bikes Scooters

When I was a youngster walking on the pavement was quite a safe pursuit NOT today. With have kids on Cycles go on off the pavement with no thought for themselves and others, then we have the adults who think that wearing a safety helmet give them the right to ride on the pavement or ride up the wrong way up a oneway street, then we have the Duck cyclists these are like the ducks in a lake with its young brood Mother and Father in the lead followed by the rest, I refer to mum and dad on cycles followed by their kids all of them with helmets a protective clothing riding up the pavement ring their bell expecting pedestrians to move out the way. Lets not forget the Miss Marple elderly women who rides very upright with the basket on the front smiling and saying good morning as she forces pedestrians of the pavement. Best of all are those cyclist who want to be an Olympic champion in all the Lycra gear who race along at break neck speed sometimes double or even trebled up so you can not overtake them and they never look behind them when overtaking stationary vehicles.


Thats Bad but the worse is come? The invalidity Scooter, these things are grown out of all proportion, they come in various sizes from a small chair to monster with Ape Hanger handle bars lights and horns an invalid hells angel.

 These scooter travel either a snail space or at speeds which would beat the old fashioned milk float. Once again most have no consideration for pedestrians and think because they drive one of these things everyone should move.


Many years ago I was in Brighton with Val and Dave Boulding I said to Val you walk between us as I do not want people to think I bat for the other side, this was a joke but 10 years later it could be considered a hate crime but I told things have changed for the better?

We live in 2015 not 1950 tell that to the BBC

How we Taxpayers afford the BBC look at the pay of Danny Cohen and look at the rubbish the BBC turn out. People say its free NO ITS NOT we pay £145 a year for Actors and BBC staff to earn a fortune of us and they peddle their own Political Dogma, when was the last time you had unbiased and neutral political debate from them? The time has come for the BBC to be an opt in system paying annually or pay to view and the same can be said of BBC Radio Staions like Radio 4 and Radio 2 have to alternative Radio 3 and Radio 1 to have many private alternatives. Should the BBC be involved in Local Radio? The BBC and its leftwing supporters think we still live in the 1950's well in 2015 we have the democratic right to choose




+5
Mr Cohen, the Oxford-educated television executive, who is described by colleagues as serious and cerebral
 Danny Cohen's ascent to the top of the BBC has been nothing short of meteoric.

At 33, he became boss of BBC3, pedalling 'yoof' shows with trashy titles such as Snog Marry Avoid, **** Off, I'm A Hairy Woman, and Hotter Than My Daughter.
It was an odd fit for the Oxford-educated television executive, who is described by colleagues as serious and cerebral.
But Mr Cohen, who is also supremely ambitious, knew that it was necessary for him to get ahead.
His plan worked and he was soon promoted to run BBC1, becoming – at 36 – its youngest-ever controller.
A few years later, he became director of television, earning £327,000 a year. The next goal, friends say, is to succeed Lord Tony Hall as director general.  
He was at the centre of the Jeremy Clarkson scandal, which eventually ended in the presenter being sacked for punching a Top Gear producer over a steak. 
'He's quite a moral character, so it is very uncomfortable for him,' said a friend at the time. 
The BBC's golden boy wanted to suspend or sack Clarkson last year, after he used the racist word 'slope' on a Top Gear special in Burma. 
However, Mr Cohen was overruled by Lord Hall, forcing him to let Clarkson off with a 'final' warning. 'It was humiliating for him,' said a colleague. 
The executive is married to Noreena Hertz, a beautiful Cambridge economics professor six years his elder.
The pair have spent years living together in Bohemian splendour in North London, forming one of the area's most impressive power duos.
When the couple married in March 2012, actress Rachel Weisz was a bridesmaid, and the guest list included Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson. 


BBC's gravy train...1st class all the way: 'Feckless' Corporation is pleading poverty in face of cuts... yet wastes millions on luxury travel, celebrity bashes and OVERPAYING its staff! 

  • Corporation shells out £13.7million on flights and £8million on trains
  • Spent £55,000 on tickets for celebrities and staff to go to Baftas
  • Overpaid employees by £2million in two years 



OBAMA to ban Christiananity


I suggest you read an article I had sent from the USA. OBAMA is a real piece of work and it seem seems pro Islam. Now you may say whats that to do with me? Well we all know that what happens in the USA eventually happens here, yes we have a very militant Secular movement in the UK but they differ from OBAMA is that they want to ban all religions. Not just Christianity in favour of Islam.

I know there are some of you that are  Democrats and love Obama, but this  is for Christians first, politics later.

We  each have to do what  we think is right.

        

I do pray that it doesn't offend anybody with the truth of  the message,  but it has to be sent.

        

If your faith comes first and your politics later, then you will appreciate this  message.



If you don't, I'm sorry I judged you wrong.



When we get  100,000,000, that's one hundred million willing Christians to BOND together,  voice their concerns

and vote, we can take back America with God's help. Become one of the One  hundred million...

       

Then let's get 200 million. It can be done just by sending this email to your  friends.

Do  the math. It only takes a single   willing heart and a fed up SOUL.

        

In 1952 President Truman Established one day a year as a "National Day of  Prayer."

        
In 1988 President Reagan Designated the first Thursday in May of each year as  The National Day of Prayer.



In June 2007 (then) Presidential Candidate Barack Obama Declared that the USA  "Was no longer a Christian nation."

        

In 2009 President Obama canceled the 21st annual National Day of Prayer ceremony  at the White House under the ruse of "not wanting to offend anyone"



    
HOWEVER... On September 25, 2009 From 4AM until 7 PM, A National Day of Prayer  FOR THE MUSLIM RELIGION Was Held on Capitol Hill, inside the White House.



There were over 50,000 Muslims In D.C. that day. PRESIDENT OBAMA PRAYS WITH THE  MUSLIMS!

        
I guess it doesn't matter if  "Christians" were offended by this event - We  obviously don't count as "anyone "

anymore.

         

Now President Obama is encouraging schools to teach the Quran for extra credit,  while at the same time, they

cannot even talk about the Bible, God, pray, or salute the American Flag.


  
The direction this country is headed should strike fear in the heart of every  Christian , especially knowing

that the Muslim religion believes that if Christians cannot be converted, they  should beannihilated , ie; wiped completely out.



           Send this to ten people.

        

And, send it the person who Sent it to you!.. To let them know that indeed, it  was sent out to many more.




Friday, July 17, 2015

Banned from Facebook

I have been disabled from Facebook for as they say not abiding by their rules. Yet they never told me what rule I broke. So the last thing I done on Martin W Clarke FaceBook was to block some people for using swear words and people promoting Gay Pride something I have done on several occasions before, the only new thing was to put a Joke on about Nicola Sturgeon which I shall repeat. It seems strange that I am barred for this joke yet others can put all sorts of filth on Facebook and nothing is done 

Who is this 43 years ago




Nicola Sturgeon

While campaigning Nicola Sturgeon SNP Leader  and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.  The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.  The aged cow was struck and killed. Nicola told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened and pay them for the cow.  She stayed in the car making phone calls. 

  About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick 

  "What happened to you," asked Nicola? 

  "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me." 

"What did you tell them?" asked Nicola. 

The driver replied: "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s driver and I've just killed the old cow.'  The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

Enjoy Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine
and those who don't, and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is
freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine & beer and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of Shit
.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service


Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you are over sixty, who gives a ****

*********** 

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, 
"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." 
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." 

   When you are over sixty, who gives a  ****
*********** 

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman 
was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try." 

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose 
patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said,  "Yesterday." 
When you are over sixty, who gives a ****

*********** 

I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you are over sixty, who gives a ****

*********** 

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs."

The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so." 

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

When you are over sixty, who gives a ****


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Nicola Sturgeon

While campaigning Nicola Sturgeon SNP Leader  and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.  The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.  The aged cow was struck and killed. Nicola told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened and pay them for the cow.  She stayed in the car making phone calls. 

  About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick 

  "What happened to you," asked Nicola? 

  "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me." 

"What did you tell them?" asked Nicola. 

The driver replied: "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s driver and I've just killed the old cow.'  The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."