Only those on Benefit

I saw an advert for a Free Boiler being offered by the Government. So I filled in the on line form below is the result

You don't qualify for the following
Measure	Reason
New Boiler Grant	You do not receive sufficient benefits to qualify.
Cavity Wall Insulation	Your property needs to have been built between 1930 and 1980 to qualify.
Loft Insulation	You do not receive sufficient benefits to qualify.

So if I was on benefits I would be OK but because I have been silly paid Taxes since 1 was 15 worked hard all my life I am not entitled. Funny Old Worl