Thursday, April 23, 2015

Spelling Bee Champion USA- Who is Jack Schitt?

 Spelling Bee Champion USA

 My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-Hispanic-American Girl who  jus got a award for bein the
 bess speler in class. I gots a 47% on the spelin text and 38 points for being black, 10 points for not bringin
drugs to class, 10 points for not bringin guns to class, and 15 points  for not getting pregnut during the 
cemester. It be hard to beat a score  of 120%
 White dude sit nex to me is McGee from Jaxon Mizipy. He got a 94% on the text but no extra points on
 acount of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me to thank all
 dimocrafts  and liberuls for suportin afermative axion. You be showin da way to  true eqwallity
 I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor since Barrac  takn over da healfcare in dis contry.=

 Wannta tank all dem voters dat kep givin us disavantaged free stuf.  We relly don't havta work.  Tanks.

 For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
 We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,  Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After  being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a  rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two  of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were  inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian  bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Crock O. Schitt

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