Subject: 1s: Updated Home Security
Now that I'm on a fixed income, I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front garden, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the centre
The local police, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer, and I'm saving £49.50 a month!